Love it. This is the first article of yours I've ever read,. Consider me a new fan and follower. I love your wit and sarcasm. You are hilarious! Note that my name is certainly not common but it is common in Russia, which is where I'm from. It's definitely not printed on anything.

I liked "we're naming a baby not a stripper". Haha, I actually turned out to be a stripper but didn't use my real name when I danced. I'm certain when my mom was naming me she wasn't naming a stripper, LOL.